O Canada

Canada here we come

California, Oregon, Washington, Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, and Massachusetts to the United States of MAGA: “Canada here we come.” The Civil War is over; the South finally won (in their minds, it was never going to be over until they did). In the halftime, they corrupted a dozen more states.

Since they have taken over governance, it was ‘Backward Ho’ the Nation. Henceforth and by god, their 17th-century political and economic models would be those of the Nation. Take that damned modern liberal blue states.

Thanks, but no thanks, Kentucky, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, South Carolina, Tennessee, …; but we prefer to keep on going forward. We were long since sick and tired of dragging your sorry asses along with us. Now, you want to tell us what to do, how to do it. How’s about, instead, this time we leave this dunghill of yours to you?

It’s all urine. Canada offers a forward-thinking liberal government with universal healthcare including reproductive rights, and gun control.

Tuberville says California doesn’t ‘deserve’ funding after wildfires unless it makes ‘some changes’, The Hill

Barrasso predicts ‘strings attached to money’ for California fire aid, The Hill

House Speaker Mike Johnson suggests ‘conditions’ needed on federal aid for Los Angeles wildfire victims – ABC7 New York, Eyewitness News

In Praise of California – by Paul Krugman

Green Party Leader Elizabeth May discusses Canada–U.S. relations strategy – January 3, 2025 – YouTube

Jon Stewart on Trump’s Win and What’s Next w/ Heather Cox Richardson | The Weekly Show – YouTube