Variation on "Pay the$2" Joke

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“They had four major and respected law firms advising them, as well as Lazard,” said Markel. “And all of them, all of them were advising the board that there was zero value in a bankruptcy for shareholders as well as losses to creditors.”

When are the JPMChase shareholders going to file a suit against Mr. Dimon et al. for their foolish paying of an additional $8/share?