Green Joke Update

I have the first submission, and it made me laugh out loud (via blogger Alex Frantz):

Q: How many Greens does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: There’s no important difference between darkness and the so-called light that is created by destructive multinational corporations. The only real answer is to pruduce natural light that doesn’t depend on global capitalism, by burning down the house.

If I get to five, I’ll start an archive. Phrasing in the form of a lightbulb joke is optional.