“Mitch McConnell Expels Joe Manchin from Republican Party“
Andy Borowitz, New Yorker, July 28, 2022
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Accusing the West Virginia senator of “collaborating with the enemy,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell angrily announced Joe Manchin’s expulsion from the Republican Party.
“Joe Manchin’s behavior during the past twenty-four hours has shocked and dismayed his fellow-Republicans,” McConnell told reporters.
“He has gone over to the dark side.”