In Related News, Lee Papa Will Be Selling Obscenity Insurance

Via Lindsay Beyerstein on Twitter, The Onion should now go out of business:

AIG knows a thing or two about bad publicity. Now, a subsidiary of the bailed-out insurer is offering a new type of coverage to defray the cost of bringing in outside experts when a company faces a potential public-relations crisis.

That’s right. AIG is selling “reputation insurance.”

And the best thing about it? All of those links, except Lindsay’s, are at least a week old! Talk about Stealth Marketing!

Maybe they have something to hide?

(For anyone who puzzled for a moment over the title of this post, here’s Lee Papa on Herman Cain. Which turned out to be even truer than he knew.)