If You Thought Ari Fleischer Was Good

Susan, in her run-down of the candidates, has an idea for an even better press secretary, though I’d replace “Dean” with “any Democratic President”:

Al Sharpton. Rev, I like your style. I really do. But I wish you’d answer questions directly, it’s really annoying. However, my fondest wish would be to see you as White House press secretary under President Dean’s first administration.