The Daily Show

Thursday night:

JOHN: Isn’t a mistake for the President to blame the Navy for hanging the “mission accomplished” sign up there.

ROB:Absolutely not, John. The President didn’t even want it up there at all. But, as you know, he’s got no control over the Navy.

JOHN: Rob, he’s the Commander in Chief, he’s got complete control of the Navy.

ROB: Yeah, the regular Navy. Yes. But not the elite Sign Hanging Units. Those guys are cold-blooded sign-hangers, John. Put a sign out there and they’ll hang it whether you like it or not.