Leave it to Beaver

You had to be there — No matter, it’s here. Musk does look like Jerry. Cousin — I suppose. John Roberts’s another. Mitch (maybe), left it to the courts. How did that work out Mitch? Tom Tillis says someone will take care of it.

First, you must lie to yourself. Before that, you’ve got to be carefully taught. Mitch and Tom Tillis, both sons of the Confederacy — cousins in that way — were marinated in mendacity. Indiana leans south. It’s a long list. One way too long of absolutely worthlessnesses who want to be in but have no use for government. Why in the hell?

“Conservative principles,” Mitch says when asked. Do tell us all about principles, Mitch. And — you too Tom.

Back in the ’60s, there was a cartoon showing a very old, toothless man in the cockpit of a jet fighter plane with the caption, “You can sleep tight tonight, your Air National Guard is awake.” First cousin to Susan, Lisa — the whole of the Republican Senators, he was. How do they stand each other? Themselves? The mendacity thing, s’pose.

How you been sleeping these nights?

To be very clear, it wasn’t the Dems who brought us here. And, it is not they who are so putrid (more, cowardly lions, might say). — ‘Twas the Republican party.

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way! Leave it to the beavers.