On The Media

From ink-stained wretches to eye candy and not much else. From Mr. Dooley’s, “comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable” to tell them what they want to hear as long as it doesn’t afflict the comfortable. Was it the camera?

Hey, media, threatening to annex Greenland isn’t a negotiating tactic; it is straight out of the 19th century. You know, the one that saw the end of monarchies and colonialism; that WWI was fought to preserve. The one this idiot wants to take us back to. In Comparison, Reagan, with his regression to the 1950’s was a mere piker. The 12-year-old boy trying to gain attention was the story, not the acquisition of Greenland.

Why? In part because Jimmy Carter dying was about sucking up too much media attention. How dare he? How dare the media turn away from me? Don’t they know, it is all about me? After time and time, again, you guys got punked.

Other than his autocratic aspirations, he neither knows, nor cares, that monarchies, colonialism, and imperialism are of the past. Neither knows nor cares that humans are facing their greatest existential crisis. Calls Climate Change a hoax. It’s all about him; about being on the front page, on every TV Screen.

We need you guys to step up your journalism game. Remember journalism? Turn down the TV performer.

Made up for TV is now made up for politics, for the Oval Office. Don’t be his front-man. Show him from the sides and the back. Don’t let him or any other politician use you, the media. Don’t be any politician’s, any public figure’s, batman. Don’t let yourselves get punked. When you pander to them you let yourselves and the rest of us down.

And, please don’t read us polls that tell us what we think. It’s much a part of what is making us all dizzy – a cluster-dizz (is now). Back to the basics, please. Back to, informing. Inform us so that we know enough to think. How can we think with ‘what we think’? Deliver us from the pollarization (is now).

We need you to Inform us. That means you need to know enough about a subject to ask the right questions. Not the ones on the prompter, your notes; the ones that follow what was just said. Keep the slithy sloths on topic; elicit answers, not tropes.

It isn’t about migration. It’s about a global crisis caused by Climate Change. And, oh, by the way, Democracy trumps the price of eggs. If you must talk about the price of eggs you must tell us the why (remember the w’s!). The informing thing, again.

It should be the law that if you talk about inflation you need to know or want to find out: what’s causing the inflation at hand; about the possible causes for inflation (no bromides, please). Enlighten us.

If a politician gives you interviews because they are comfortable doing so, you are not doing your job.