Investing in the hoax market

Trump says global warming is a scam and a hoax. He promises to cut federal funding for green programs and to ramp up fracking and drilling. He can certainly do the former, but business controls drilling and fracking, and the price of oil is dictated by international supply and demand, not the whims of the Trump administration.

“NGFS—the Network for Greening the Financial System—is a group of all the world’s central banks that tries to estimate the macroeconomic effects of climate change. They published their latest report this week, and it’s grim . . . they estimate that global GDP in 2050 will be 15% lower than it would be if there were no climate change. That’s only 25 years away.

“Note that this is not a bunch of lefty enviro rabble rousers. It’s central bankers, normally a fairly sober lot. But like insurance companies and the military, they’re starting to get pretty worried.”

So all the smart central bankers, insurance companies and the military planners who have skin in the game have been duped by the hoax, but Trump and his hacks know better. No wonder Trump’s businesses always seem to, er, go bankrupt.

I read where the Trumpenproletariat reaction to coastal flooding is that folks can just sell their houses and move inland. Sell . . . to whom? You see, in any sales transaction, there has to be a buyer; who buys uninsurable real estate? You can’t get a mortgage for it.

Hey, if you believe it’s all a hoax, put your money where your mouth is and start buying all that beach-front property! Who needs flood insurance when it’s all a scam? Monetize the hoax! Call it “Trump Beaches!” It’ll be Yuge! There is a whole entertainment empire just waiting to be built on the retreating shoreline. You could mint a fresh batch of commemorative trading cards, roll out a new sweeps cash casino platform for your followers, and sell oversized gold sneakers for wading through the flooded streets.

Bankers are worried about climate change—should you be?