Vocabulary lessons, add to spellcheck

Motley Fool offers these words and definitions from the Washington Post, which I was not able to find this morning to link.

And now, some of our favorite new fake words (courtesy of The Washington Post):

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ilsm’s definitions are more serious, but the term ‘vocabublarney’ comes to mind when I listen to politicians, and found these funny.