The Onion on Social Security Reform

So Bush is looking for a plan to squander our Social Security retirement funds?

The Onion has a plan that the fans of the Seattle Seahawks might rejoice as is not squandered on another tax cut for Bill Gates.

OK, the Hawks are a game behind the Packers and the Vikings and tied from the Rams who deserted Los Angeles a few years back– so let’s hope the Hawks win on the road in Minneapolis on Sunday.