Uday Qusay Hussein Dead Jokes

Skimming my traffic logs, I see that I’m getting a lot of hits from morbid people searching Google for “Uday Qusay Hussein dead jokes”, even though this site sin’t particularly relevant for that. The problem is that I’ve got jokes about the Green Party (e.g., here), and I have a post about the deaths of Uday and Qusay, so Google thinks that I’m the fifth most relevant hit on the web for such jokes. Nothing’s perfect.

In any event, welcome, accidental visitors. I don’t have any jokes specifically on topic, but to avoid making your visit a complete waste, I offer you these (there are many more here):

  • “No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it’s live. You know, it’s like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.” —David Letterman
  • “New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn’t know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.” —Craig Kilborn
  • “Saddam Hussein in his interview with Dan Rather said he would rather die than leave his country in exile. Finally, something we can agree on, he’d rather die and we’d rather kill him.” — Jay Leno