A First World Problem

An archetypal first world problem is that we sites have (all?) decided to add two factor authentication (as the earlier first world problem of requiring irritating passwords with capital letters and special! symbols doesn’t work well enough anymore). This didn’t use to be a problem when they offered to send the 6-digit one time code to an e-mail address, but it has become a problem for the elderly and technically semi-literate blogger at your service.

They now insist on sending it to a cell phone. To live in the modern world a cell phone has become a necessity (OK I once bought one for 20 euros). I have a 3G cell phone either a 3G number (the 3G network has been turned off in case anyone else has been so far behind the cutting edge of … what was wrong with it anyway?). I also have a currently functioning new cell phone — with a new number.

I have been informed that I could have up generationed my old number. This would have prevented some hassles as the sites all offer to send the 6 digit code to the old number which connects with the inactivated network. This has caused me trouble with Citibank, the IRS and the Apple corporatoin. I also have trouble with the Agenzia Delle Entrate (the Italian IRS) as my phone with an Italian number has to be in Italy to get the code.

MY frustration just reached a new level because I have called, waited thorugh the muzak and talked to a human being who said I needed a six digit code which would be sent to my cell phone so that he could answer my questions. I knew my mother’s maiden name (not posted here) and everything. This is getting out of hand.

If one wonders why a skinflint like me has two IPhones I am eager to explain that my Italian phone does not work in the USA. It was bought used presumably from someone who ran up a bill, threw away the SIM card and sold the device. The devices identify themselves that that phone appears to be on a US specific blacklist.

I complain about my petty problem because

  1. a blog post has been requested
  2. There is something wrong with forcing people to buy cell phones (I know there are few left without one and cheap dumb phones can receive text messages).