“WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Capping an extraordinary 2018, Donald J. Trump announced on Thursday that he had been named Man of the Year by the terrorist organization known as ISIS.
Trump made the announcement after receiving the news from the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, whom Trump called ‘a terrific, fabulous guy.’
‘I got along great with him, and he said a lot of nice things about me,” Trump said. “He said ISIS didn’t even consider anyone else.’
Trump, who is expecting to receive an official Man of the Year plaque from ISIS in the next few weeks, said that the award ‘came as a total surprise to me.’
‘It’s a particularly impressive honor when you consider ISIS was co-founded by Hillary and Obama,’ he said.”