Do take advantage of your brand new prayer opportunities. Along with your newly created job opportunities and all your new freedoms.

The most important turn in Monday’s Supreme Court ruling in Town of Greece v. Galloway—a case that probes the constitutionality of explicitly religious prayer in legislative sessions—isn’t that the courts no longer have a role in policing the Establishment Clause, or that pretty much any sectarian prayers can be offered at town meetings so long as they do not “threaten damnation, or preach conversion” to minority religions. No, I think the interesting change in the court’s posture today is that sectarian prayer in advance of legislative sessions is no longer characterized merely as “prayer.” In the hands of Justice Anthony Kennedy, who writes for five justices, these benedictions are now free and unfettered “prayer opportunities.” And “prayer opportunities” are, like “job creators” and “freedoms,” what make America great.

Let Us Pray:The Supreme Court gives its blessing for prayer at town meetings. Get ready for a lot more Jesus in your life., Dahlia Lithwick, Slate, yesterday

My Polish-Jewish-immigrant grandmother, who’s been spinning in her American-cemetery grave since yesterday morning (trust me on that), might calm down once she realizes the benefits of this new all-in-one-case body of law.  Which are that town residents who’d rather not take advantage of their prayer opportunity but who do want to attend a town-government meeting can plug their iPhone earphones into their ears and enjoy some music until the policymaking stuff begins. And not have to worry about appearing rude.

Hopefully, someone will give some visual signal that the prayer opportunity is over and that everyone who didn’t grab the opportunity when it was available will have to wait until Sunday church service for another one. Although there probably isn’t a prayer that that will happen. And if all hell breaks loose before Sunday, like during the policymaking debate, that missed prayer opportunity will be regretted. My grandmother would have appreciated being forewarned.

Tags: , , , , Comments (15) | |