Fifteen years ago this evening, my wife made the biggest mistake of her life. And she still hasn’t repented. But that doesn’t mean there might not be a little “buyer’s remorse“:
G-d help me, that was the best specific option I could find.* So let’s go instead with a standard:
*Really, folks, does no one celebrate fifteen years? The only other alternative I could find that specifically mentions “fifteen years of marriage” is even more depressing.