Diversion: You Kids Get Off My Lawn!
I had to save this for posterity just in case the McCain campaign located an Internet consultant more sophisticated than Ted Stevens and gave TPM some linkrot. Below the fold in case your work is not save for Onion-grade humor.
Addition: John Cole has some higher-grade examples.
Actual screen capture from my computer. (Why yes, I do have preschoolers.) Click to embiggen.