Giblets on Bittergate
Great news! After a two year hiatus, Giblets, Fafnir and the Medium Lobster have decided to return to Blogland:
It’s time for another edition of BARACK OBAMA: THE FINAL THROES! Last week Giblets revealed the dangerous levels of pussification inherent in Obama’s bowling skills and orange juice consumption while exploring the damage done by persistent rumors that the senator is secretly black. But this latest scandal has doomed the Obama campaign more than any dooming doom that has doomed it before, because this time Obama has Insulted America by saying that poor people in impoverished rural areas are somehow “bitter” about being poor and impoverished. For shame!
That’s just the opening paragraph. Have fun reading the rest. Welcome back fellows!