Defeated by Christmas
I’m just getting back home, and its not looking good. People are out celebrating, there’s goodwill toward men, etc. A few blocks from here, there are even people heading to a midnight mass. It looks like we non-Bill O’Reilly viewers lost the War on Christmas again this year. Our nefarious plot has been foiled once more. But there’s always next year. Next year we aim high – let’s force everyone who wants to celebrate Christmas into a gay marriage – with a Spanish speaking immigrant. That will teach ’em. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
But in all seriousness… Merry Christmas if you celebrate it, and happy holidays regardless.