Even More on Big Breasts, This Time With Good News About Big Penises Too!!!

Not long ago, I had a post on spam and I specifically mentioned the Nigerian kind, the big breast type, and the big penises type. I probably should have thrown in the lottery-you-never-entered-but-managed-to-win-anyway type too. Ah well. Lost opportunities.

I like to check our site meter every so often, and one day a while after that, I noticed that we were getting incoming traffic from people searching for big breasts on google. I noted in a post at the time that we came up 11th in a search on google.

Now we’ve moved up to tenth place. And on big penises? We’re now number 6. Its one heck of a jump… we weren’t in the top 500 when last I checked. Word is getting around…

Which leads to some questions about the effectiveness of google and other serach engines. I’m assuming that most people who find their way to Angry Bear as a result of these searches don’t stay, and leave disappointed if not irritated given we’re not in the habit of making pornography available over here. (The only exception I can think of being this. For those who clicked on that link, we’re now talking more than 20 pounds!!!!)

I wish I understood how search engines reach the conclusions they do. I’d love to move Angry Bear up in the rankings, or my own newly constructed website where I advertise my consulting services. (I just got a new domain name and everything! I haven’t yet linked up to the search engines though.) But I also wonder whether perhaps google and the other engines should find a way to keep track of how closely a website it points to matches the needs of its users. The one obvious one that comes to mind… does the user return to the search engine, and if so, after how long? A user that doesn’t return at all probably found exactly what he/she is looking for. Someone that hit return after 2 seconds probably did not.

Does that measure make sense? Are there others?