In Case You Haven’t Seen It Yet …
… I offer you this exchange for your Thanksgiving amusement (warning: not suitable for children):
[Neil Bush’s] ex-wife’s attorney sounded skeptical. “Mr. [Neil] Bush, you have to admit it’s a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her,” said Brown.
“It was very unusual,” the errant husband replied.